People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve lived a lot of different lives
Been different people many times
I live my life in bitterness
And fill my heart with emptiness
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
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if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating