I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
"I can help who’s next in line"
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
I’m limited by the technology of my time, but one day you’ll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world.
A Pumpkin Skeleton
*Rips off face*
I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR
AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING